08. Jun, 2017 18:13 (HKT)

John Wick: Chapter 2 Shows What an Auto Headshot Cheat Would Look Like in Real Life.



And now the cooking recipe for a proper action movie (follow-up):
REVENGE A LA JOHN WICK
TOTAL TIME: 122 min LEVEL: Badass SERVES: John Woo fans

INGREDIENTS
              1/4 c. drama, raw
              1 tbsp. heroic bloodshed
              3 tsp. gun-fu
              1 lb. bad guys, chopped into 1" pieces
              1/4 c. low-sodium revenge
              4 quarters of a dedicated actor
              and a whole lot of bullets.

Directions
              Preheat oven to 400°F.
              Take a group of former stuntmen and stunt coordinators.
              Put them in charge of a movie.
              Take an actor that does a lot of physical work himself.
              Place actor in said film and focus on action choreography.
              Brush the fat from the story, leaving only a motivation.
              Sprinkle with headshots.
              Bake for 122 minutes or until bad guy is dead.
              Don't over-cook, as hero might turn out tough.


Serve
               Gently mix the action scenes with a seasoning of story, and rinse the protagonist under cold running water, if necessary. Using long, perfectly choreographed shootouts and brawls, get audience excited. (Don’t cut too often, which makes action incomprehensive; rather, let the viewer know what happens where.) Finally, hint at more to come and finish off with a tasty cliffhanger. And remember: Revenge is, like Gazpacho, best served cold!

Oh, and a continuation of John Wick has been announced both in cinema and on TV. Why? Because it’s quantum, baby!
John Wick: Chapter Two (HK)US$ 12.99 1w
John Wick: Chapter Two (HK)US$ 24.99 1w
John Wick: Chapter 2 (US)US$ 27.99 1w
John Wick: Chapter 2 [Blu-ray+DVD+Digital HD] (US)US$ 36.99 1w

John Wick: Chapter 2 [4K Ultra HD Blu-ray] (US)US$ 39.99 1w

John Wick (HK)US$ 19.99 1w
John Wick (HK)US$ 29.99 1w
John Wick [Blu-ray+DVD+Digital Copy] (US)US$ 37.99 5-15d
John Wick [4K Ultra HD Blu-ray] (US)US$ 22.99 5-15d

John Wick (Original Soundtrack) (US)US$ 19.99 5-15d
John Wick: Chapter 2 - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack (US)US$ 17.99 5-15d

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