Destroy this game
Take a game about annoying aliens, 1970s disco, polygon-shaped buildings and vehicles, throw in some bad dialogue and the end result is Destroy All Humans! Path Of The Furon. A sequel to the silly but enjoyable Destroy All Humans! franchise, where aliens harvest human DNA, this game proves that spending too much time on Earth can render the most interesting of alien cultures boring. Left on Earth, the alien Crypto ends up running a casino, partly to draw in fresh human DNA while lining his pockets on the side. If the insane plot does not have your eyes glazing over by now, think about going forth in an environment so bland, it feels as if the game was a leftover from the original Xbox console. In this game, characters and buildings are flat and in the background, a single shade of red represents the sky.
As the title suggests, the game is about killing humans so it throws countless weapons at you - from death rays to bombs. However, each is no different from the other, in that it inflicts massive pain on (and kills) humans. With a name like Anal Probe as a weapon, would you expect anything less? The problem is that humans react the same way with each weapon - by running away and, at times, directly at you. This results in aimless shooting in the hopes that you hit something. After several bouts of mass destruction, the lack of retaliation makes it a chore to kill any thing anymore. Another bore is the cringe-inducing dialogue through which aliens take cheap shots at life in the 1970s, from disco to bell-bottoms. After a while, you just want to toss the controller at the screen and tell them to leave already.
